18 4 / 2014

smornge replied to your photo “Naked Snapple. (It was just in the box like this)”

tag your nsfw, Mike. i don’t need all this nudity on my dash.

Ah shit, sorry man! Not cool.

18 4 / 2014

Naked Snapple. (It was just in the box like this)

Naked Snapple. (It was just in the box like this)

16 4 / 2014

vlogginegan:

The One Guy Who Did His Job | VEDA - Day 16

This vlog will explain all, re: lack of internet.

16 4 / 2014

Hello friends!

My house is without internet, and it may be for a week or so.

Details in today’s vlog, uploading now, via this coffee shop.

I still have 3G on my phone, though!

So I’m still here, just a tad slower.

16 4 / 2014

theworksofegan:

jackekarashae mentioned you in a post “hey hey hey so someone’s cold went straight into his lungs and thus he…”

…I’m looking at you, theworksofegan .  I’ve seen your…

-COMMENCE BEQUEATHING-

Let’s see…Marvel…

Well, you’d do well to catch up on the current run of Avengers by Jonathan Hickman.

Read that alongside his current run of New Avengers, together they lead into Infinity.

Then read Infinity.

All-New X-Men and Uncanny X-Men by Brian Michael Bendis are both really good.

Ultimate Spider-Man is pretty great for me so far. It’s older, and it leads into Ultimate Comics Spider-Man, which is currently the comic with Miles Morales as Spider-Man.

Matt Fraction wrote some pretty great Invincible Iron Man.

CAPTAIN MARVEL. KELLY SUE DECONNICK. DO IT.

^Both 2012 and the current run.

MS. MARVEL. (another currently running series) Protagonist is a Pakistani teenager in New York City named Kamela Kahn. It’s awesome. I talk about it in today’s vlog.

Guardians of the Galaxy is also really good right now. Movie of that is coming out. Could be a good time.

AVENGERS VS XMEN. WHY IS THIS SO FAR DOWN THE LIST? I DON’T KNOW! IT’S THE FIRST MARVEL THING I READ AND IT MADE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH MARVEL COMICS AND IT IS ONE OF THE SINGLE GREATEST THINGS I HAVE EVER READ.

Finally:

Getting into comics may seem a bit overwhelming. Do not worry about “where to get into a series.” Every issue is a good place to start if the comic does its job. This is a super welcoming medium. Just jump in, you’ll get your bearings before long.

Enjoy!!! I hope these comics make your sick times a bit more awesome!

Note: Avengers Vs X-Men leads into All-New X-Men and Uncanny X-Men. Major spoilers in those series. Read AVX first! Also just cuz it’s super awesome.

16 4 / 2014

jackekarashae mentioned you in a post “hey hey hey so someone’s cold went straight into his lungs and thus he…”

…I’m looking at you, theworksofegan .  I’ve seen your…

-COMMENCE BEQUEATHING-

Let’s see…Marvel…

Well, you’d do well to catch up on the current run of Avengers by Jonathan Hickman.

Read that alongside his current run of New Avengers, together they lead into Infinity.

Then read Infinity.

All-New X-Men and Uncanny X-Men by Brian Michael Bendis are both really good.

Ultimate Spider-Man is pretty great for me so far. It’s older, and it leads into Ultimate Comics Spider-Man, which is currently the comic with Miles Morales as Spider-Man.

Matt Fraction wrote some pretty great Invincible Iron Man.

CAPTAIN MARVEL. KELLY SUE DECONNICK. DO IT.

^Both 2012 and the current run.

MS. MARVEL. (another currently running series) Protagonist is a Pakistani teenager in New York City named Kamela Kahn. It’s awesome. I talk about it in today’s vlog.

Guardians of the Galaxy is also really good right now. Movie of that is coming out. Could be a good time.

AVENGERS VS XMEN. WHY IS THIS SO FAR DOWN THE LIST? I DON’T KNOW! IT’S THE FIRST MARVEL THING I READ AND IT MADE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH MARVEL COMICS AND IT IS ONE OF THE SINGLE GREATEST THINGS I HAVE EVER READ.

Finally:

Getting into comics may seem a bit overwhelming. Do not worry about “where to get into a series.” Every issue is a good place to start if the comic does its job. This is a super welcoming medium. Just jump in, you’ll get your bearings before long.

Enjoy!!! I hope these comics make your sick times a bit more awesome!

16 4 / 2014

It is done.

Suck my dick, Jean-Paul Sartre.

Or at least acknowledge that the choice of whether or not to suck my dick is yours to make.

16 4 / 2014

  • 1: No, YOUR three-page paper is just one paragraph in 14-point Courier New!

16 4 / 2014

heatherm00ch:

blancadiabla:

safety tips from Anubis

oh my fucking god

heatherm00ch:

blancadiabla:

safety tips from Anubis

oh my fucking god

(via maddelton)

16 4 / 2014

  • 1: Let's discuss existentialist philosophers.
  • 1: ...know what? Just read your book OKAY HAVE A PAPER DONE IN A WEEK.

16 4 / 2014

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

Oh my god this story.

(Source: timetoputonashow, via iamaghostie)

16 4 / 2014

theworksofegan:

Speaking of Loser, this live version at 36:48 is pretty great.

Also this whole show.

Also the performance of Lord Only Knows at 48:53 that turns into a harmonica jam and then a piano jam and then Nelly’s It’s Getting Hot In Here and then a harmonica jam again.

16 4 / 2014

I’ve got a paper to write and a warm bowl of penne rigate. Let’s do this.

16 4 / 2014

Speaking of Loser, this live version at 36:48 is pretty great.

Also this whole show.

15 4 / 2014

This is a really great track.

Also, THIS IS THE GUY WHO DID “LOSER.”